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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}